Heidi Anne has many friends at pre-school. One of her favorite friends that is the same age as her is Zoey. Therefore, they have many funny adventures together.
Earlier this week they had a competition about who was bigger. Basically they took turns saying things like; my feet are bigger or my head is bigger. Finally, they ALMOST ran out of things to compare. Heidi Anne piped up "Zoey, my butt is bigger!" Her friend replied, "Okay Heidi, you have a big butt, but mine is the Biggest!!
Heidi wasn't going to stand for that-she wanted the biggest butt. So she brought out the big guns. She laughed and said "No, my Daddy say I have the bigger butt-so not Zoey-so Zoey butt not the biggest." She grinned at her friend-who conceited defeat. "Okay Heidi-If Daddy says so-Heidi has the biggest butt." They both laughed and ran off to play another game.
A few days later Heidi was on the swing and Zoey was closer then she had expected and accidentally tapped her bum with her foot. Instead of a boo-boo disaster the little girls thought it was the funniest thing ever. Pretty soon they turned it into a new game of swinging and tapping the other-laughing the whole time. Eveturally, Heidi Anne's ADD kicked in and she was done playing, but Zoey wasn't. Heidi told her "Zoey, you go tap your own bum now-I tired."
I guess that's the upside to having big butts??
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